Tuesday, September 05, 2006


Av itttttt

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Am drained today; my dog, Ben of 12 years of age had to be put down yesterday. Damn that smarts. Grew up with the poor bugger for 10 years, before moving out. Upset me parents when they got rid of him; he had failed kidneys and his blood was thick with poison. Poor sod.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Oh noes!

Steve Irwin's dead. What a loss to the community that is.

Anyway, it's Monday morning!

Hahahaha!!! He can never break the habit.

Just made this one btw;

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Was talking to a friend about blogs....

...and he said that the worst problem that he finds with blogs is that the main problem with blogs in general is that they tend to be people whining about themselves. Granted, if you click the "Next Blog" button you will find things people are describing about themselves. You will find a few people who are discussing others instead though. These I find tend to be the better and more interesting of the two by far. Even if they are talking about conifers. The gays.

I'd always felt that free-thinking elderly people should be rounded up and made to battle like Pokemon. Give them some weaponry, throw them in a pit and leave them to duke it out. The old feckers. It's not the elderly who actually are helpful and friendly which I find annoying, oh no. They can carry on as normal. It's the ones who fucking complain about "not having a dry ink newspaper" or "the lids never tight enough on the pepper" that makes me want to turn the kidney machine off. Does this one item not being quite 100% give you an excuse to make it into a "News At Ten" special? Does it fuck. Shut the fuck up and get back in the cupboard Grandma, this is my house.

PS Happytoast (the affiliator of The Happy Toast Site) has made his own rendition of my "Woman" art, and e-mailed it to me. Cheers bud!!!!!

Awesome work mate, thanks!!!

Monday, August 21, 2006

Hello Mother Russia!!!!! *

*This post has nothing to do with Russia.*

What's the deal with Tourettes sufferers; are they just after attention? Can't take them anywhere without them slagging off something. Nasty if you ask me. Pete on Big Brother UK was a laff, did go on for a bit though :)

Having Alzheimers is another odd thing too; losing your memory slowly until you are completely incapacitated to anyone etc, must be awful that one. But at the same time it must be alright; you never remember the bad stuff. Plus you could own a full DVD collection of 1 dvd, which you've never seen before.

Ohhh, me nasty.

I've stuck a few more jokes on Me Bad Jokes Page if you want to be seriously put off life altogether. Was bored, soz about that.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Do It Woman!!!!!

Made this site the other week/month/whatever, and has been quite popular as of late. So popular that I've had to create a fan-page for posting other peeps attempts at re-creating this.

Do it Woman!

Was bored on the B3ta Main Board one morning, and decided to make something childish like this to get the board moving. After doing about 10 or so, someone (I think it was a user called "ccc") suggested that I should make a page, so I did. I've made currently around 100 pics for this site, and hafve not finished yet :)

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Holy crap, does this thing still work????

*Taps microphone*

"Hello? Helloooooo.......echo."
"Ummm, hello peeps. Tis Jeccius here, after a long LONG absence from me blog, I now am OFFICIALLY BACK BABY!"

*Cricket noises heard in background, akward silence ensues*

"Well, ummmmm, I've quit World of Warcraft, which has increased my public awareness by a +8 bonus."

*A tumbleweed blows past*

"Well fuuuuuuuuuck you then."

*Big round of applause*

Yes, that's right. Jeccius is out of his coma-induced online gaming ritual and allowed to interact with the public again, oh god help you all! I've had some bizarre things occur over the last few months, including finding out that I am in fact going to be a DADDY! All I can say is god help the baby lol. Due on Feb 26th 2007, woot woot! Now all I gotta do is move lol.

Got a PSP with Tekken DR; damn that's good. Also got a wireless connection through a Netgear router (freebie, but good), can now browse t'internet through me PSP anywhere around my 1 bedroom'ed flat (is it worth it?). I've OD'd on Family Guy (what a way to go though) and am currently so full of shit that work have had to call in a 2nd sewage system to be installed.

Had an odd dream the other night.......dum de dum de dum (cue squiggly memory special effect);

*Chris Tarrent, British Presenter and Inventor of the gameshow "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?". He is tied to a pole at the end of a Mexican Prison firing range. A 4 man Mexican firing squad are at the opposite end to Chris, and are sniggering amongst themselves. *

Mexican1 - "So Chris, how are you enjoying your stay?"
Chris - "Wha? What have I done? Why am I here?"
Mexican1 - "It's my turn to ask the questions sinore."

*The other mexicans laugh in a high pitched way that only dodgy mexicans can do ie like a pack of hyennas.*

Mexican2 - "You gonna hurt now, Chris."
Mexican3 - "Yeah, you gonna bleed Tarrent!"
Mexican1 - "Silence!"

*The other mexicans quieten down.*

Mexican1 - "The reason you're here Chris is because of crimes to television! Well, that and my Aunty Paulie only got to $2000 before getting one wrong, and coming home with an embarrasing $1000. She can't show her face in bingo no more."
Chris - "But my television is renouned! Who Wants to be a Millionaire is a world-wide success, plus I'm sorry about your aunt but I only worked on the UK show."
Mexican1 - "You're so narrow minded Chris, you think it's all "Squillionaire"? How about.....Tiswas!!!!!!"
Chris - "Gasp!"
Mexican1 - "You think we'd forget about that, Tarrent? All those years of mental torture, oh you're going down hombre! Plus Paulie still misses Bingo. Bastard."

*The mexicans all laugh again.*

Chris - "But that was years ago! I didn't know any better, I was naive! Plus you can't surely blame me, it was all Keith Chegwin's doing."
Mexican4 - "He wasn't even on that show! Oh Keith's going to have his, oh yeah hombre. He's going down. My pa's still feeling ill from seeing him in the nude. Wakes up screaming he does hombre, middle of de night. You know what that's like for our family, uh?"

*Christ starts crying*

Chris- "I'm sorry!"
Mexican1 - "Now now Chris, it's too late for that. So we'll play it your way then. Nancho, play da tape!"

*The 3rd mexican pulls out a little portable hi-fi, and presses play. The "Who wants to be a Millionaire" jingle plays, and once done the normal background music is heard with Chris talking in the background (obviously taped off the tv).*

Mexican1 - "We are going to kill you Chris, but in which way? Is it;
A - Gunshots by my firing squad.
B - Petrol and torch bonfire.
C - Stoned to death, or
D - Stabbing?
As always, you have your lifelines, you can ask the audience, 50-50 or phone a friend."

Chris - "Phone a friend, for god's sake!!!!"

Mexican1 - "Nancho, your mobile!"

*Mexican3 sulks, then pulls out a pay-as-you-go from his pocket*

Mexican3 - "I only got 30c credit man, don't be long hombre."

*Chris dials a number frantically, as Mexcan1 starts his stopwatch while smiling.*

Mexican1 - "30 seconds homes, make them count."

Phone recorded message - "Your credit is low. You may need to top-up shortly. Please wait."

Chris - "Come on.....come on....*about 10 secs later* Hello! Is that the operator? What? Do you speak English???? I need the Police!!! Poleeza, or whatever you call it...hello? Damn reception, hello, yes, I need the..."

*Mexican3 turns the phone off.*

Mexican1 - "Time's up, sorry Chris, did you get the right answer?"

Chris - "Damn!!!!"

Mexican1 - "You still have 50-50 and Ask the Audience, your choice."

Chris - "Ask the Audience then."

Mexican1 - "Okay..."

*The four mexicans huddle up*

All Mexicans - "Oh you gonna die!!!!"

Mexican1 - "Any help?"

Chris - "Not at all."

Mexican1 - "50-50?"

Chris - "May as well."

*Mexican1 points at Mexican2 and Mexican4, and sends them away. They both sulk and trot off to a nearby shed.*

Chris - "Is that it?"

Mexican1 - "Well, we can all kill you if you want."

Chris - "Just get it over with then."

Mexican1 and Nancho raise thier guns. Chris closes his eyes.

Mexican1 - "3........2........1........Wait."

Chris - "What?"

Mexican1 - "We'll find out if he's right after this commercial break."

Everyone - "Ooohhhhhhhh!"

Had to get that dream outta me head, damn odd.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Gotta post these two :D

I've been evil work :D

You seek Yoda, powerful Jedi..."

Me ex-manager...classic

I also did these two of some of the guys in verk;

Another Pompa classic

Escape in the park with staff included

Oh well.

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