Saturday, December 04, 2004

4th December.....and all's crap

Except for me mates Jason and Truds who just had a baby boy this week, big congrats!

Ermm.....that stopped the winging a bit. Only a bit though.

The office Mekon gets another mention; he's by all accounts having pre-emptitive surgery done this week. Bit fucking late for that to be honest, which is what his team members said when they found out. To his face as well, which is absolutely classic.

Saturday morning stuck in work, exactly 3 weeks before Christmas Day as well. Got loads of shopping to do, but by god it don't feel like Christmas. Even the adverts on telly can't be arsed with it; we used to get 1 in 2 adverts mentioning something on the lines of "Buy this for Christmas or it's out the door", but not this year. Christmas TV is currently "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here", or "Celebrity Big Brother In a Greenhouse".

What a bunch of twangulars they got this time (although having Huggy Bear there was a genuinly good choice). Who'd have thought that we'd have a program with Joe Pasquale and Huggy Bear? Doesn't get any better than that. Well, yes it does actually.

Natalie Appleton, or "I'm hunting for publicity Twat" for short.

Taken from the ITV website

Sure I've seen her in a film....

There she is in "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"

Ant and Dec must've been laughing at her all of the time in this program, I mean she was there for comedy element and by shouting "I touched a tree!" that didn't realy help to build her profile.

Not talking about it anymore, it pains me to think that telly has gone sooooo crap over the last decade. We've gone from having some classic entertainers, to You've Been Framed, and no-one cares. Makes me sick it does.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

President Fun

The Ukraine are having a bit of a laff recently. All this bother with regards to election rigging with Yanukovych and Yushchenko has had the country in uproar. Now, their supreme court have recently annnouced that they want a re-vote, but to also include other external candidates as well. I think it's funny as feck; it's like an episode of Saved By The Bell. I reckon Screech bungled up the balot boxes, and on the re-vote will be declared President of the Ulkraine.

Don't ask which one's which please

President Screech in all his glory. If he's not in rehab by now then they must have realllllllly watered down the coke.

Every part of the Ulkraine have been against each other; the best one was by far a News Reader doing her job, and in the bottom corner a superimposed sign-reader telling everyone that the News Reader is a fucking lair, and not to believe a word she says lol, right out of a comedy sketch. First time I saw them doing sign language when I was a nipper I thought the woman was fitting on TV...great program this is mam!

I've been very good so far to not mention the Bush Global Domination campaign, which after being re-elected seems to be going back on track as per normal. At this moment they are currently increasing the number of US troops in Iraq to 150,000 (must be true, they said on the BBC website), and 700 hotdog vans. They'll be having they're own football stadium if they send anymore peeps over there.

What they should have done was pull everyone out, and send the A-Team in.

The Al-Queda better run, otherwise they'll get blown up, and miraculously crawl out of the wreckage unharmed with they're hands up.

They'd be perfect for the Gulf War; in every single one of their battle engagements no-one died. You don't get better peace keeping than that. I'd bet if B.A. launched a nuclear missle attack on Iraq, while shouting "I pitty da foo!" there wouldn't be a casualty.

Gap in the last few months - oh and got married too

I've been making me own HTML webpage, URL being
Just a collection of crud pics of work colleagues, doctored for our amusement. I did some general pics too on , which are in more relation to than anything else.

Also been trying to find another job......christ that's been unsuccessful. Unless I want to make Big Macs instead of eating them, I've been so far out of luck. I did get married though, which I suppose would have alot of input as to why there's been no real updates. Christ that was a strange experience lol snip! (that's the sound of my wife reading this and twanging me balls off)

We had a bizarre but nice service in the Old Blacksmith's Shoppe in Gretna Green, which if you've ever been there is a small tourist shop (with lots of whisky, god bless them) and a chapel/museum stuck next to it. Due to the distance from Swansea, only 4 of us went (myself, me wife, Best man and me sister) and travelled for 8 hours by car up the M6 to the border. After a brief tour of the place, we found that it basically consisted of a few shops and resteraunts next to it, and the Hazeldene Hotel/Pub which is approx 30 metres down the road from the place. Oh, and a KICK ASS SPAR as well, which made awesome sandwiches as you waited. On Friday September 17th at 3.30pm we got married, but there was a little bit more to it than that. Somehow we were perfectly timed inbetween the rainy season (as in a 6 hour non-rain gap, which was incredible considering that this was hurricane season and we were getting the rain fronts hitting us for 6 weeks of Florida rubble). We had tourists there, which was really odd, as they were taking photos of us getting married. Bizarre old grannies saying congratulations, and I was literally saying "Who the fuck are you?". We also had a guy from work walk past, and see us too, which is just downright bloody odd as I work in Swansea, South Wales, and this was on the Scottish border?!!?!? I can't get away from them, they got spies everywhere. I also stuck the ring on the wrong finger, but I'm not going to mention that :p

But the main thing was, the Wedding(tm) did go well; we had all the photos done before it went to rain, and we all ran to the Hazeldene Hotel in full wedding gear, started drinking and playing pool, which scared the locals a bit, but was a real good laff and all. Me in me kilt and the wife in her full Wedding Dress trying to trick-shot the black was a bit of a laff. Did I not mention that I was in a kilt for the Wedding? 1st excuse I could find to put a skirt on I was in, cmon! Sporrens are equally awesome, as you can see why women have handbags; really roomy etc. I had me wallet, a camera and 2 room keys in mine, plus I had room for a gameboy if the wedding was going pear-shaped too :p

Almost forgot; on the way up, we stopped at some services on the M6 and when we went back to the car, my sister was shouting at the car saying that there was a bird on her seat. So I look in through the back door, and a sparrow is on the floor by her seat, which does a double-take glance at me, then legs it under the drivers seat. So we all wait outside the car with the doors open, while we wait for a sparrow to get it. In almost-monsoon type rain. Thinking "Little bastard". After a minute of it taunting us, it decided to fly out, which didn't help as the rain was through to the skin by then. Git.

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